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Comment by OCNaturalDoc on August 19, 2009 at 4:15pm

ok, LC, that was a joke, but since you brought it up -- you weren't tasting the cement, but rather the chemical constituents in the mix. that part isn't a joke.

Comment by OCNaturalDoc on August 19, 2009 at 4:14pm

As told by a man.....

This morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face, up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!

Comment by L.C. DeMartin on August 19, 2009 at 10:18am

I've tasted cement, I'm pretty sure saliva cannot disolve it. If it could, there'd be more holes in sidewalks. And yeah, the women stopped reading and ran off to check out guy's thumbs.

Comment by OCNaturalDoc on August 19, 2009 at 10:12am

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Comment by L.C. DeMartin on August 19, 2009 at 10:11am

Don't think I've ever been that drunk

Comment by Billy Bones on August 19, 2009 at 8:32am

Hilarious video... a must see.

3reasonstoquitdrinking.wmv

Comment by Carito on August 17, 2009 at 8:04am

his guy was riding is horse down the road when a snake came crossing the road and the horse got scared and throed him to the floor...he took his machete out and was going to cut the snake in half when the snake talked to him...please don't kill me I'm a magic snake and I can make 3 wishes come true for you....he analized the situation and desided to let her live...ok, my three wishes are....I want to be billionare, I want to have the 10 most beautiful woman for me and I want the sexual organ my horse has.....ok done..sais the snake.
the guy got bak on his horse and start running back home....when he got there he saw lots and lots of bags full of jewelry and money, he walked inside his house and he saw Pamela, Angelina, Salma, Penelope, and others lying nude in his bed...then he ran to the bathroom and pull his pants down to look at his new member....Oh shit!!! I rode the mare today!!!!

Comment by Billy Bones on August 16, 2009 at 4:21pm

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'

The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'No shit?'

Comment by L.C. DeMartin on August 15, 2009 at 9:34pm

Mike's Wife

Mike's wife was furiously humping away with her husband's best
friend Jack when suddenly the phone rang.
She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheets after a brief
conversation.
"Who was it? Jack asked.
"Oh, that was Mike." She replied calmly.
"Oh shit, I'd better be going then!" he said. "Did Mike say where he
was?"
"Relax, he's down at the bar, playing a few games of pool with you.

Comment by Billy Bones on August 13, 2009 at 6:04pm

FruitcakeLady.wmv

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