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Comment by Aggie on November 17, 2010 at 8:37pm

While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.


And then he made the earth round.

Comment by Aggie on November 15, 2010 at 6:02pm

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Comment by metub4 on November 13, 2010 at 6:32am

I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
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I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!
I'm never drinking again!

NEVER EVER again!!!!!

Comment by metub4 on November 12, 2010 at 5:16pm

A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER:
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray

And as for my belly,

Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy

Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around
the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you
laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count
on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and
spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't
know each other.


Foot Note:


One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think
we're nuts."

Comment by Aggie on November 9, 2010 at 9:34pm

Comment by Aggie on November 3, 2010 at 8:09pm

Comment by Aggie on November 3, 2010 at 5:59pm

A State Trooper on the NYS Thruway (I90) gave me a ticket
the other day.

Speeding? No.

I was driving in the Granny lane (slow) and the Trooper
pulled up beside me. I hit a pheasent that stepped into the
road from the shoulder. Flew across the lane, hit the
Trooper's windshield and broke it.

The Trooper gave me the ticket for flipping him the bird.

Comment by Aggie on November 2, 2010 at 7:35pm

Comment by Aggie on November 2, 2010 at 7:10pm

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."

The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

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