TBD on Ning

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

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Two hunters are out in the woods when they discover that they are lost. One of them says, "Fire three shots into the air and someone will come!" So he does, but nothing happens. Awhile later, his buddy says, "Fire three more!" Again, he does but no one comes to their rescue. His buddy says, "Fire three more!", and he says, "I can't. I only have two arrows left."




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