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Aging
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem
worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today, it's called golf.
Lord,
Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem
worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today, it's called golf.
Lord,
Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!
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