What's a childhood lesson

[CaliforniaNow]

that they tried so hard to instill in you that you have now learned?  Most of the time.

[CaliforniaNow]

stand up straight.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Absolutely nothing.

[CaliforniaNow]

you certainly learned the one "make hay while the sun shines."  Or "landscape while the sun shines."

[TeeBubbaDee]

[flippr 2.0]

if a police officer puts his hand on your shoulder,do not,repeat DO NOT push it off,you will wake up in a very bad place and in world of hurt.

[CaliforniaNow]

if you can't say anything nice about someone, don't say anything at all.  But they never told me why!  The real why, not just, "it isn't nice."  The real why is if you talk crummy you'll feel crummy yourself inside.  Don't think about it and, fer sure, don't talk about it.  

[flippr 2.0]

don't be a smart-ass

[CaliforniaNow]

never put anything in your ear that's smaller than your elbow

[flippr 2.0]

never put anything in your mouth that's bigger than your head.

[imaginethat]

Be seen, not heard