Cumberland Furnace. Funny, as a toddler, I was attacked by a rooster and nearly lost an eye.
Las Vegas for a short time. Funny, Dad was thrown in jail, and lost the business he and a friend had started.
Colorado Springs, Funny, my sister was born with her guts on the outside from my father kicking my mom in the stomach while pregnant.
Back to Cumberland Furnace TN. Funny that we lived in only two rooms because the roof had caved in and was laying on the floor of the third room. Really funny that the outhouse was six feet away from the cemetery fence. Try using that at night when you are a four year old kid.
Back to Colorado Springs, Funny that my parents divorced and we moved so many times I went to five different schools before I got to sixth grade.
Youngstown Oh. Funny when I found out my stepdad was a pedophile. Also funny when my wife started cheating on me less than six months after we we wed.
Niles OH, Funny that I started running a bar, became an alcoholic, and came close to ruining my second marriage.
Mineral Ridge OH. Funny I was drowning in medical bills I couldn't pay, so gave everything I ever owned to my wife in a divorce, because collection agencies were threatening to put a lean on our home. (No sense in ruining both of our credit, but we are still together after 37 years)
Largo Fl. Funny we bought a house that ended upside down when the housing bubble burst. (houses in this neighborhood are recovering, and we could probably get almost what we paid for it 8 years ago)
Funny that I have survived two major cancers, seven hernias surgeries, and about 15 other hospitalizations.
Funny that I can still smile!!!!!!!
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