What's that in the rafters???

[Mother Sanity (JackieRodzinski)]

Do you hear noises coming from your attic? Are they consistent with an explaination? Or are they like the noises in the movie, The Exorsist, when 'Captain Howdy' came to visit?

I ask this because I suffer from horrible noises in my attic. Several years back, I shot an orange cat that was eating my chickens...(yes, I know, bad girl. But I'd given him every benefit of a doubt, I even fed and neutered him.) No avail. There's a little known fact out there that says, if you shoot an orange cat, then orange cats will come in droves to inundate you lives. This is a true proverb and should not be taken lightly. Right now, there are 5 orange cats up there in that attic, 2 of which are ferral.

Be forwarned....you heard it here first!

[Aggie]

Zombie orange cat remover!

[Mother Sanity (JackieRodzinski)]

DANGER, Will Robinson, DANGER!!!

[Jack Z]

I don't hear any noise coming from the Attic, it's very quiet, in fact it's too quiet. I better go up and see if she's chewed through her restraints again ..............

[Slayer Dug]

The trees around my house are always donating twigs, branches and pine cones. It's especially noisy during storms when they hit the roof and roll down to the eaves and fall to the ground.