Tell Me Two Things

[Quinn]

Tell me two things in response to the request. Then post your own for the next person.

[Snagg]

Depending on the hat, my IQ and/or my receding hairline.

 

TM2 loaves of bread you've recently baked.

[Quinn]

Baked?

hahahahahaha

 

 

TM2T you can do with a Sharpie

[Westerly_2]

Autograph your new book for your fans, (not me, but you maybe), and mark the freezer bags full of fresh squirrel stew.

 

TM2 loaves of bread you recently ate, (ATE).

[Snagg]

""Betty" and "Veronica"

 

TM2T you've thought of but some asshole stole the credit.

[Quinn]

DVD's through the mail (really). I didn't mind going to get them--there was anticipation about watching something good--but I hated returning them! I said to a friend once, "I wish I could just mail the damn thing back!"
And...that's it, nothing else, sorry.

TM2T you watch on TV that you wouldn't want anyone else to know about

[TeeBubbaDee]

Roseann's Nuts, and anything on the Life Time Movie network.

 

TM2T that you eat that you probably shouldn't.

[Westerly_2]

salty fried stuff - like chips & fries, and hot sauce or pepper flakes spinkled in or on stuff

 

TM2 kinds of news you hate to break.

[d's girl]

Death & a relationship breakup.

 

TM2T you've ordered online.

[Snagg]

Fresh clams and Baked Alaska. Both turned out swell!

 

TM2T you do when you feel like you're just about ready to snap.

[Merry]

Order pizza and talk rapidly to myself.

 

 

TM2T you would change if you could.

[funesthememorious]

The requirements for Catholic sainthood and the maximum number of spitting cobras you are allowed to board in a residential area.

 

TM2T that are useful for repelling zombies.

[Snagg]

My mom's Stuffed Peppers and tuning a radio to Rush Limbaugh and pointing it out the window - The zombies will figure, "Hmm - No brains THERE" and move along.

 

TM2T you plan on using to surprise Trick-or-Treaters this year.