TBD on Ning
Can you top this???
Okay, let's see if you believe this one.
Pea goes down wrong way, sprouts in lung.
"Ron Sveden braced himself for the worst news when he asked doctors why he was coughing. He's laughing now." He claims that a pea he ate for dinner lost its way and ended up in the wrong place.
Do you believe that a sweet green pea would sprout in this situation? I don't, here's why.
A) it was green, immature, and normally wouldn't develop even in the garden.
B) it was cooked.
I think he was just pushing dried peas up his nose, but I'm a skeptic. How about you?
p.s. that's not the end of it: on my Yahoo page, where I first saw this, they suggested a related article: 'Benefits of eating seeds'. Sure.
Tags: bad_habits, cheap_thrills, weird_excuses
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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If I snorted a reefer seed into my lungs, and it sprouted, would I get a buzz?
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You can just call me Honey Bee.
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Permalink Reply by d's girl on
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how 'bout I just call you 'honey'? '-)
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(not quite as funny as TeeBubbaDeeGeePee for TeeBubbaD'sGirl'sPup '-)
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For a good time, call 1-800-TEEHONEYBEE
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Permalink Reply by darroll on
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One of my relatives snorted a uncooked bean up her nose when she was young..
Yes it started to grow.
If she does not send me five bucks, I will post her first name, how is that for blackmail?
Am I rich yet?
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Permalink Reply by Bob Stepp on
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I've heard of a spore from a pine tree lodging in a small open wound in a man's leg and beginning to grow.
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Soooo, he ended up with a wooden leg?????
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