Sarah Palin's New Political Party!

[Madhatterat60]

Hi! Welcome to the first meeting of a Brand New Political Party - United! Democrat or Republican Conclave! I’m Queen of the Tundra, your hostess and obvious choice for Presidential Candidate. Your fellow U-DORCs await inside. There are just a few rules you need to know before you enter.

1) You must be able to see a foreign country from where you stand at home. Sorry, I know this is harsh, but only those with such intensive international exposure can possibly understand the complexities of international politics. Why from my front porch, I can see Russia and Canada!

2) This is my child – Quaking Willow. You are required to make much of her and faun on her cuteness, but all other comments are strictly off limits, although you will see Quake several more time. Any negative words concerning Quaking Willow are grounds for immediate expulsion from U-DORC. Ya see, I’m like the hockey mom she bear, protecting her cub.

3) You must claim to be a world noted expert on any topic. It matters not if your entire knowledge is based on those who went before you, whether someone is standing behind you whispering, or whether you can actually make any sense about your topic. Once you’ve established those important credentials, U-DORC has a place for you. As you may know, my personal area of expertise is energy.

4) This is my husband – Knave of the Tundra. Or, as I like to call him in those private, intimate moments, the First Knave. He’ll be window dressing, is not allowed to talk to anyone in public, will stand stoically and menacingly behind me as I rule…er…command….or regulate the rest of U-DORK. No, those are not MY foot prints on his forehead or neck.

5) You must sit in the special Jerk Chair….your knees will be tested for jerk-ability. You cannot be a member of U-DORK unless you react properly to every and all hot button emotional issue. U-DORCs are mindless boobs whose political understanding is on par with the aardvark. Unless you can come up to my standards, you cannot be a member of U-DORC

6) Under no circumstances are you permitted to talk to the twisted, evil, wicked, impure, satanic main stream media. You just know that if you do, they will be sure to ask you all they can about me.


So….welcome to U-DORC! I’ll be your hostess, supreme leader, queen and accept your allegiance….nononononono…no need to kow tow here – well – in public. Wait until the doors are closed then you can join the general kow tow!