My latest adventure.

[Whiny Old Bastard]

I am leaving this morning for south Louisiana, to spend a few days camping and paddling in the Marais
de l'Île-de-Miel ( Honey Island Swamp)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_Island_Swamp. I hope to encounter
the famous Swamp Monster ( Tainted Keitre)
http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/crypto/Cryptozoology/HONEYISLAND/ .
If I do not return by Monday evening please send the authorities to
gather my remains...if there are any to gather.
If the Wookie doesn't get me first, I will see the oil spill firsthand and report on what I see.

[Whiny Old Bastard]

I battled aliens
From outer space
They got one eye right
In the middle of their face
I grab my laser gun
I know my place
Somebody's got to save
The human race