Cleveland's Baby Doll!'s Blog (1)

ACTUAL PACKAGE INSTRUCTIONS



1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

(But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)



2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

(Evidently, the shoplifter special.)



3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(And how would that be?)



4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."

(But it's just a… Continue