Garden Gnomes

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Comment by Aggie on February 27, 2026 at 12:43am

A garden gnome is busy destroying plants when suddenly a house cat appears.
“What are you?” asks the cat.
“I'm a gnome. I steal food from humans. I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy. I just love mischief! And what, may I ask, are you?”
The cat thinks for a moment and says, “I guess i'm a gnome.”