Which would you vote for?

[CWO3ROBBIE]

If Gov. Palen and Donald Trump were running for Pres. which would you prefer?

Sent: Friday, May 06, 2011 9:22 AM

Subject: FW: Trump vs. Palin: who would win?

>
> May 6, 2011
>
> Poll: Given Choice Between Palin and Trump, Most Voters Choose Suicide
>
> Survey Spells Trouble for GOP, Pollster Says
>
> NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - A new survey of likely voters indicates
> that in a hypothetical match-up between former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
> and billionaire Donald Trump, a majority would choose suicide over either
> candidate.
>
> The poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota's Opinion Research
> Institute, shows Mr. Trump drawing 21%, Gov. Palin 18%, and various forms of
> suicide 61%.
>
> "Throwing yourself in front of a speeding city bus" was the most popular
> means of suicide at 22%, with "jumping off the roof of a really tall
> building or bridge" coming in second at 17%.
>
> According to pollster Davis Logsdon, the surging popularity of suicide bodes
> ill for both Gov. Palin and Mr. Trump as potential presidential candidates
> in 2012.
>
> "It's still very early, but even at this stage of the game the prospect of
> one of those two being nominated shouldn't be making voters want to kill
> themselves in these numbers," Mr. Logsdon said.
>
> Reached at his home in New York City, Mr. Trump pointed out that while he
> did not do as well as suicide, he still polled higher than Gov. Palin,
> adding, "That's better than a sharp stick in the eye."
>
> But Mr. Logsdon was quick to throw cold water on Mr. Trump's upbeat
> assessment: "In a head-to-head match-up, a sharp stick in the eye beats
> Donald Trump by a two-to-one margin."
>
> Meanwhile, Gov. Palin called for the White House to release pictures of
> Osama bin Laden, arguing, "I only read books with pictures."

[CWO3ROBBIE]

My dad used to say "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater"

You think maybe that happened?

Maybe I wasn't an only child?

People learn from mistakes.

Maybe that is why I'm an only child?

 

[Snagg]

Trump was never seriously considering running anyway, as he knew that he'd have to fully divulge his financial records, and he'll never do that. The whole thing was a publicity stunt.

 

But, just for the hell of it - Can we throw him in jail for something (Anything?), just on general principles?

 

 

[funesthememorious]

At the very least he is guilty of re-using the same hairpiece as Ralph Cifaretto on the Sopranos.