Was it weird?

[Slim]

Tell me about that time you were abducted by aliens.  What was it like?

[Slim]

Did you crawl up inside the crane game?

[Aggie]

No, they are around my apartment in Houston.  One wanted to work for me at farm but wanted $13.00 an hour and I told him the locals are willing to work for $10.00 an hour and kolaches.

 

[Goldilocks46]

I don't remember.  ;-)

[Slim]

I hope that you are able to get therapy so that you can relive every terrifying moment.

[Dot]

All I remember is that one of them reminded me of my second husband.  I had to be careful when I would bend over that one of them was not behind me.  You get my drift?  hehheh

 

[Slim]

Your second husband would do that?

And you got rid of him?!

[Snagg]

The aliens who snatched me were surprised to realize that we are allowed to ignore the reality-series circus that is constantly going all on around us. And that it is an actual culture and a society, and not some sort of mutant-earth species zoo channel, broadcasting 24 hours a day.

They were disappointed in me for having absolutely no interest in whether or not one of their home-planet princesses was cheating on her forty-fifth husband with a kind of six-horned raccoon and a microwave-safe butter dish.