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Comment by PartTimeBrewer on October 5, 2020 at 9:47am

Comment by Karin M Fichtner on October 4, 2020 at 9:26pm

Oh, that's hilarious!! What a fright that would be, eh? Zombie rabbit.

Comment by East TX granny on October 4, 2020 at 6:06pm

So I woke up My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage

Comment by flippr 2.0 on October 4, 2020 at 6:00pm

uh oh

Comment by officerripley on October 4, 2020 at 1:53pm

4 guys who were all in the same biology class in college decide that they'll skip classes for the week before final exams by piling into 1 of the guy's car & drive to a town in the next state since the town had very few COVID-19 restrictions, making it a good place to party. The final exam for their class was on Monday, so they figured they could get up early Mon. morning & make it back to school in time for the exam. Welp, after a week of partying hard, they overslept Mon. morning, got a late start & made it back to school a few hours late. All 4 go in to see the professor teaching the class & asked if they could take a make-up exam; they lied & told him they were late because of having a flat tire on the way back. The Prof says sure thing; prints up 4 copies of the make-up exam; gets 'em all seated far apart from each other in the classroom so they couldn't cheat, and tells 'em, "This make-up exam is composed of just 2 questions. Question 1, which is on the first page, will count for only 5 % of the grade. Question 2, which is on Page 2, will count for 95 % of the grade. Begin." The 4 all look down at Page 1 & see that Question 1 is very easy; they think they've got it made & write out the answer with ease. Then they all turned to Page 2 and see that Question 2 is, "(2) Which tire was the flat on?"

Comment by PartTimeBrewer on October 4, 2020 at 7:03am

Comment by Grandma Helen on September 29, 2020 at 2:48pm

An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man.

Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually superior, so he turns to him and says: “Hey, do you want to play a little game with me?”

The old man looks at him and says: “Depends. What type of game?”

The professor goes on to explain the game: “Taking turns, we’ll ask each other one question at a time. If the other knows the answer, the asker gives him one dollar, and if he doesn’t, he gives one dollar to the asker. Want to play?” The professor grins, knowing his general knowledge is vastly superior.

To his dismay, the old man refuses! Determined to make him agree, the professor raises the stakes for him.

“If I lose, I‘ll give you two dollars instead of one!"

“No.”

“Five dollars!”

“No.”

“Ten dollars!”

“I told you, no.”

Desperate, the professor makes one final offer: “If I lose, I’ll give you a hundred dollars, and if you lose you’ll only give me one!” The professor pleads. The old man ponders this, then sighs. “Only if I get to start”, and the professor immediately agrees. “Ask away”, the professor says, confident he’ll never lose.

The old man asks: “What has five heads, forty feet, and lives inside of a bucket?”

The professor turns the riddle over in his head, trying to find anything that fits the description. After an hour of intense concentration, the professor gives up. Grumbling, he pulls out his wallet and gives the old

man $100. He wastes no time and asks him: “So what has five heads, forty feet, and lives inside of a bucket?”

The old man smiles, shrugs and says:

“I’ve got no idea. Here’s your dollar."

Comment by Syble on September 29, 2020 at 3:46am

Comment by Karin M Fichtner on September 28, 2020 at 3:11pm

That'a a great idea, Jozee! :-)

Comment by Jozee on September 28, 2020 at 5:38am

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