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A first grade class was asked to write a paragraph called "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving." Little Johnny's began, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue
across the street from each other.
Since their schedules intertwined, they decided
to go in together to buy a car.
After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it
on the street between them.
A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest
sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he
hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing
it," the priest replied.
The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside
the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked
over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the
tailpipe.
Boy isn't that the truth!!!
A young lady went to a dance, and she had a low-cut, strapless gown
on. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane on a long
chain. All night she noticed a young man, staring at her.
In her embarrassment, she held up the airplane and said, "Oh, you
like my airplane, huh?"
The young man smiled mischievously. "No ma'am, I was just admiring
the landing field."
Lol PTB.
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