Joey

[TornadoWoman]

Time for a Sunday Evening Joke!

What Joey Learned in Sunday School

 

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the people walked across safely. He used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters and call in an air strike. They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.
"Now, Joey, is that REALLY what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"

[Grandma Helen]

Little kids are so cute with their imaginations.  One time, years ago, I was teaching first graders in Sunday school and I asked if they knew why Jesus went into the Garden of Gethsemanae and one kid told me to water the flowers.  I still smile when I hear about this subject.  As Art Linkletter used to say "Kids say the darndest things"