Toast Yourself

[Shadowman]

What does this tell you about civilization?  

 

"A company is selling toasters which can put your selfies on a piece of toast.

According to Jenn Harris at the LA Times, (which is nobly stepping up its bread beat, from the looks of it, going after that elusive Pulitzer for Baked Goods reporting), a company named Burned Impressions in Vermont is selling toasters that make bread selfies. For the bargain price of $75, you can buy a signifier of the end times, aka a toaster that will burn an image of you onto a piece of bread. 

It's the same company that created the Jesus toaster and the Rapture toaster with images of Jesus and bodies floating up toward the sky.

If you want a selfie toaster, you'll need to send a high-resolution photo of your face to the company, which will then make your custom selfie toaster in about a week. But not all photos will work.

Every morning, instead a bland old breakfast, you can truly indulge in narcissism by devouring your own beautiful face or the face of a dear loved one. The product is available via the company's website which boldly declares "you don't have to famous or Jesus to have your face on toast!" Yes, screw winning an Oscar or being the savior of humanity, having your face on a piece of pumpernickel slathered with butter is a real sign of success."

   http://jezebel.com/the-selfie-toaster-is-exactly-what-it-sounds-lik...  

[ProblemAgain]

who said it had to be a face? but i do agree...wtf? i mean toast is fricking toast....people are getting sooooo weird...as if they weren't already...

[crestofwaves]

Oh Jeeeeez.  Jesus will be upset since his face has been on toast.

Speaking of toast, for me, hard likker doesn't do the trick if I want a buzz.  It takes too many glasses to feel anything unless it's shots.

One half glass of wine makes me absolutely stupid!

Why is that?

[ProblemAgain]

just lucky i guess......here you go...say when.....

[frenchy]

ya beat me to it problem .. ditto .. 

[Wayne Goodwin]

Body parts would be more interesting ... I like perpenickel bread ...imagine chowing down on a imprinted vagina or penis on toast to start ta morning .....

 

[ProblemAgain]

probably better that way. halt any confusion as to whether to chew or not...confusion could be dangerous

[Lifesighs]

I'll just have coffee black, no image please. That toaster thing is nutty.