thats a ruse uno that bj's place .. oh yeah the name sounds great don't it ?? they even sent me a card that said free bj's so of course i checked it out .. who can say no to that right ?? they put up quite a stink when i showed up to get one tho .. you'd think i was some kinda dirty old man or somethin.. and there was no buy one get one free either.. even tho is clearly says free bj's .. i think thats false advertisin if you ask me .. in fact .. you couldn't even buy one .. how do you like that ?? the offer looks great tho don't it ?? 60 days free bj's no risk ..
What's a trial membership? I wouldn't be interested in a BJ if it meant that I'd have to go on trial (again).
Do they have a free tail membership? I sure would like to get my member serviced...is the desk comfortable?
AGING WITH OPTIMISM
"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON, I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH HANDS.
BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.
BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.
I'M GONNA BE 72 NEXT MONTH, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."
"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"
"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING…HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?”
Something wrong with me then now i can't even find it to bend ....what a waste
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