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[Wayne Goodwin]

Nun's and Priest's

We are led to believe they don't have sex and maybe thats true .

I wonder if they self indulge in pleasuring one's self or have faith enough in their belief to sub-stain from such behavior ?

[flippr 2.0]

i went to catholic school for 8 years,i could tell you stories.

[ProblemAgain]

get your head out of your shorts

[frenchy]

yeah i went to catholic school for 5 and a half years .. got expelled in the 5th grade .. i'm sure some of them priests and nuns had somethin goin on ..be it gay lesbien or straight or kiddie diddlin ..   maybe not all of em tho .. what the numbers are i couldn't say .. which reminds me of a story i once heard about a new priest .. can't confirm if its true or not tho .. so this new priest gets sent to a parish in a really bad neighborhood and gets off the bus and has to walk like 10 blocks to get to the parrish ..and on his way this hooker comes up to him and asks how about a quickie for 5 bucks . the really green priest isn't sure what a quickie is but thinks he'd better decline just the same so on he goes and another hooker asks him how about a quickie for 5 bucks and again he shakes his head no and thn another hooker same offer.. and again he declines . finally he gets to the parish grounds and see's a nun and asks her where the rectory is and she tells him its just behind the school over there .. are you the new priest and he says yes .. so she gives him a big smile .. so the priest figures he'll ask her what a quickie is because he really doesn't know .. and she says 5 bucks same as on the outside.. might not be a true story ..   

[ProblemAgain]

oh he must have been this one...

An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I had relations with Nookie Green. The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."

  Soon after, another Irishman enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had relations with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's." 

   At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous, red-haired woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart
 
   The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, Fadda, I think it's just da reflection off her shoes................"

[Shadowman]

I went to a Catholic grade school and the priest always had his hand in his robe, but back then I assumed he was just praying the rosary which dangled out of that pocket. But now I wonder. I think nuns dress a lot better now so it might be even harder to make it through there.

[Kim]

If they had never had sex, they probably wouldn't MISS what they never "HAD". Life ISN'T all about sex, ya know! SOME people don't actually THINK about it all the time, believe it or not, Wayne....just sayin!!  LOL! I know for a fact, they are "allowed" to become  priests and nuns if they are NOT virgins. SOME even actually have children though they. They can also be divorced though they probably have to go back and have it annulled or something.

[Wayne Goodwin]

Well now i wish i never had sex ....I never have sex and here lately not even with myself . I think about what it could have been but even that's slipping away ...

[flippr 2.0]

didja ever get an old-fashioned from a nun?

[crestofwaves]

I think instinctive sex urges are there whether priests and nuns ever had sex or not. The urge comes from the instinct to procreate,just like the baboons. It's such a huge sacrifice to ask that a person go totally against what is normal, natural, and one of the strongest urges we face besides food, shelter and safety.  We are all cavemen and women.  It's no wonder MORE bad things don't happen in a population that says no to normal urges.  And there are soooooooooo many good people in the Chruch--too bad all you hear about are the bad one.  I worked in Catholic school for 17 years and never saw anything scandalous.

[Lifesighs]

Do you think the Catholic Church will ever get real enough to allow Priests to marry or at least have permission to have a sex relationship? I think that might be more sensible.

[T2Friends]

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that ther
e's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,

"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."

The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin.":)

 

[ProblemAgain]

Two nuns decide they're going to sneak out of the convent and have a real night on the town. They hit all the bars and dance clubs, and decide they've finally got to head back to the convent.
To enter the convent's grounds they have to crawl under some barbed wire. The nuns start crawling under the wire on their bellies.
As they're crawling under the wire, the first nun turns to the second and says, "I feel like a marine."

The second replies, "Yeah, me too, but where can you find one this time of night?"