This is my favorite:
"The Federal Trade Commission recently forced manufacturers to reimburse $1.5 million to customers who bought caffeine-infused underpants that allegedly melted fat."
Who is this Dr. Oz character I keep hearing about?
I bought some, but not to melt fat...the caffeine infused briefs make my farts smell like freshly brewed coffee...it's a great product.
P.S. I believe that Dr. Oz was the guy behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz
Be careful uno, that caffeine may stimulate you.