In the commode but thankfully it fell out of my shirt pocket when I was leaning over cleaning the commode and not while it was dirty.
On the pavement.
I've dropped my phone several times, but just on the floor. Thank gawd, no harm done.
A few times but on the floor no biggie. I dropped it on the cement floor of the garage and thought for a moment the screen must surely be smashed, but no all was well.
Just the floor, but that's still dirty depending on where you are.