Epic way someone was fired or quit a job

[Grandma Helen]

 What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?

[PartTimeBrewer]

Not sure if this qualifies as epic, more incomprehensible. I was supervisor of a factory afternoon shift when a young woman, one of my employees, decided she needed to walk off the job and go experience Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Now I've been to Mardi Gras, and I can understand how the experience might be more valuable than the dumb job she was doing, but it was Tuesday evening and she needed somehow to get from northern Ohio to the Carnival by midnight. And she didn't seem to grasp the problem.