Here are a few things he might say about Texas:
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
If vacation means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas
If you measure distance ih hours, you may live in Texas.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, may live in TX.
If you install sec. lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in TX.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in TX.
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly" you may live in TX.
