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Thoughts For 2010---
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
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Permalink Reply by Whiny Old Bastard on
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Love your sense of humor Letha.
You are one funny lady.
Wanna go have a drink sometime?
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Permalink Reply by CWO3ROBBIE on
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I still want to know how trr engineered a rottwieler/dashhound mix.
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Permalink Reply by Dazzling Zoomer Gal Diana on
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Oh Robbie! In the same manner I suspect you managed to engineer a Poodle/Mongoose mix - remember m'dear ?????
/;-D lalalalalalalala
(I think that's the moment I fell in love with you - ah I miss TBD1 and the 'questionnaire!) Shhhh . . . don't tell anyone!!! Esp. not Missy Pru Pea - she gets SOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous!!!) Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Letha Robinson on
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Why, thank you, Orianb! If we lived closer, I would take you up on your offer!! lol
Have a nice day, my friend!
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Permalink Reply by ZenDog on
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some people in the Sea of Life are bait . . . and we call them all chum . . .
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Permalink Reply by darroll on
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Some people are the fireplug and others the dog.
(Sometimes it's great being a dog)
LOL
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and you can think of me as a dog with a fire hose, one who plans to mark the whole world . . .
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He aims from on HIGH! Only the snowy PEAKS will do !
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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Clones are people two.
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Permalink Reply by Westerly_2 on
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I dunno - those rubber noses and inflated shoes.... Oh, wait, you said CLONES!
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