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Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich .

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

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Love your sense of humor Letha.
You are one funny lady.
Wanna go have a drink sometime?
I still want to know how trr engineered a rottwieler/dashhound mix.
Oh Robbie! In the same manner I suspect you managed to engineer a Poodle/Mongoose mix - remember m'dear ?????
/;-D lalalalalalalala

(I think that's the moment I fell in love with you - ah I miss TBD1 and the 'questionnaire!) Shhhh . . . don't tell anyone!!! Esp. not Missy Pru Pea - she gets SOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous!!!) Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Why, thank you, Orianb! If we lived closer, I would take you up on your offer!! lol
Have a nice day, my friend!
Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.
some people in the Sea of Life are bait . . . and we call them all chum . . .
Some people are the fireplug and others the dog.
(Sometimes it's great being a dog)
and you can think of me as a dog with a fire hose, one who plans to mark the whole world . . .
Go to a snowy place and leave your mark.
He aims from on HIGH! Only the snowy PEAKS will do !
Clones are people two.
I dunno - those rubber noses and inflated shoes.... Oh, wait, you said CLONES!




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