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"The Universal Truths!!"
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an ass from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
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Permalink Reply by larry kremis on
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Me too Letha!
Number 2. Our 7 year old granddaughter spent last weekend with us. We cooked mini corn dogs in the oven to eat while we watched the movie "Up". I dumped a whole bunch of corn dogs out of the bag onto the cooking sheet. She said it was too much and put some back in the bag. She boo hooed when all the corn dogs were gone. I reminded her that I had more on the sheet and she put some back. BUSTED. Then I said: "you hate it when Grandpa's right and you're wrong don't you?" She said yes. lol -
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Permalink Reply by Kittycat on
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Here's our Nikki with the corndog tray... mmmm mmmm gooooood!!! She really did hate it when she realized that Grandpa was right. Of course that hardly ever happens. Just ask Nikki!!!! LMBO!!
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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I think Niki was right. That looks like enough mini corn dogs. I think the problem is that Grandpa scarfed too many of them. The guy is insatiable!
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You noticed that too, TBUB??? I should have told Nikki that so she'd have a better argument... I didn't think of it until you mentioned it...lol She would have won again!!! Darn...
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This should be taught in school.
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Permalink Reply by Letha Robinson on
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After I read it, it was so interesting as well as humorous...I just has to share it with all of you!
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And so many of them ore so true. After years of trying to fold those fitted sheets, I just gave up and roll them into a ball.
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