"The Polish Divorce"

[Letha Robinson]

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> Polish Divorce
> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.  Although
> his English was far from perfect, they got along very well Until one
> day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could Arrange
> a divorce for him.
> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
> Circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
> L: Have you any grounds?
> P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
> L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> P: It made of concrete.
> L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
> P: No, we have car port, and not need one.
> L: I mean. What are your relations like?
> P: All my relations still in Poland.
> L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
> L: Does your wife beat you up?
> P: No, I always up before her.
> L: Is your wife a nagger?
> P: No, she white.
> L: Why do you want this divorce?
> P: She going to kill me.
> L: What makes you think that?
> P: I got proof.
> L: What kind of proof?
> P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
> Shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover"