the bird

[james fahey]

how do you kill a bird

[funesthememorious]

Put salt on his tail and wait for a shark to come eat him.

[Slayer Dug]

With a rifle or if you're really good, you can kill two with one stone....nyuk!nyuk!nyuk!

[larry kremis]

First you have to lure him by dressing up like an earthworm.

[larry kremis]

Birds love earthworms.

[Snagg]

Throw birdseed in your yard. A small tactical nuke will take care of the rest.

Or, hack his personal data and steal his credit card number. Run up a HUGE debt, one that will take decades to pay off, and the bird knows that he has a lifespan of only three or four years. The prospect of unending calls from creditors and bill collectors for the rest of his life will make him commit suicide.

Voila. Avians Deceasus.

[blondie 11]

am I missing something or is this a James question?

[james fahey]

i was just fooling around

[stillgoing]

You could just walk to the freezer case in the grocery store, they have many dead birds.

The tactical nuke is good too, it kills and cooks them in one fell swoop.

[Bull]

Yea!! The Wiggler, were safe.

[Jaylee53]

*that is hot!!!!*..just saying..;-)

[larry kremis]

Very hot indeed!

[james fahey]

can i have some of the wiggler can i