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Tell me two things in response to the request. Then post your own for the next person.

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Sorry Snagg, I've racked my brain, and can't think of one thing, let alone two. (you always pose the toughest questions)

 

TM2T that President Palin would screw up.

 _ walking & chewng gum

_ correctly reading from the teleprompter

 

TM2 good uses for Texas toast

Pain Perdu (French Toast), and shingling the chicken coop.

 

 

TM2T to do on my birthday.

Dance naked and eat cake

 

TM2T to paint on a sign for the baseball game tonight that will get me on TV

John 3:16 and I have canned peaches that expire in 2013.

 

TM2T to put in a mousetrap.

A really good-looking mouse or "Billy Budd". (More humane that way. Instead of a quick and painful execution, the Melville will quietly and gently bore the mouse to death.)

 

TM2T wrong with scaring your relatives.

- they call you at all hours, nervous and confused

- they don't invite you over any more.

TM2 qualities you wished your loved ones had more of.

Knowing when to cease and desist with helping out and to develop amnesia concerning that episode with me when I was six auditioning for the Freddy Freihofer Show.

 

TM2 types of advanced weaponry you would like to have installed on your car.

 

The "Active Denial System" microwave pain ray and, while it's "advanced" description is debatable, I'm fond of that chimp in the trunk armed with a tire iron.

 

TM2 reasons you haven't thrown those old phone books away.

Because when I ask for John Doe in Podunk Vermont, the internet gives me every John Doe in a hundred mile radius and, some old habits are hard to break ;-)

 

TM2T that you're glad you learned

 

 

How to love, and be loved.

 

TM2T you wish you could do again.

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