SEARCHING FOR HERMAN

[Mark Joel Lane]

Fourty eight  years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina
mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued
him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his
teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 48 years

[darroll]

lol

[Aggie]

Good one!