Not THIS but THAT

[Westerly_2]

I'd like to restart a interactive game I liked from the old place, maybe started by Cowgirlu, but I'm not sure.
What you do is posit a choice between two things, and the next person chooses and posits the next choice. I will start the choices below

[Slayer Dug]

I'll take the Hooters waitress ice fishing just to hear her high pitched shriek when she declares how cold
her artificial bosom are...ha!ha!ha!

Being put on hold on the phone or kick to the groin?

[Tabitha]

Put on hold
Cake

Calories or no calories?

[Westerly_2]

cake

choir or symphony?

[Tabitha]

choir

ready for Santa or not ready for Santa?

[Westerly_2]

calories, for sure

wrapping paper or gift bags?

[Tabitha]

wrapping paper

big tree or little tree?

[Westerly_2]

short, fat tree

artificial or real?

[Slayer Dug]

real

spiked egg nog or byo?

[Tabitha]

byo

start celebrating on the day or a week before?

[nina M]

On the day

peek through the gifts or wait patiently

[Tabitha]

wait patiently

gift cards or cash?

[Tabitha]

Christmas

stocking hung or no stocking?