So I've gotten a little irritated with the news lately. Lately, this evening more specifically. WPTZ in particular.
Cheap flower commercials - I think that was it. "Be a super hero - go online now!"
Then the news fades in - but there is no sound. There's Kelly Morris, chatting up a storm, but the sound tech must have gotten paid real well this week and forgot to turn on her mic. Ya-ya. That must be it. He got paid real well.
The story? Some guy visiting from Connecticut drowned in a lake this morning at 11 am. That's a real shame too. I mean, it isn't like his wife is going to get over it this week is it.
The beach front looked awfully familiar. Similar to the kind of beach you find in Charlotte - a lot of black shale worn smooth.
It's alright tho. It has nothing to do with me. Really. The 'relatives' returned to Connecticut safe and sound last night, so they weren't swimming anywhere in Vermont.
Maybe I should just shoot my tv. It's either that, or the program director - which one do you think would be cheaper?
TV, hands down huh? That figures. Ya know, I really can't figure why I turn to you guys for out of the box solutions. I mean hey. It's obvious. Crush the box.
You realize that means no more DVDs? eYeah, of course you do.
I can hear you laughing.
Tags: american, dissent, news, wptz
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