HEADLINE: Police: Burglar strips into undies, cooks chicken pot pie

[EddieDingo]

Hide your remote control!!  It isn't as if they weren't germy enough already!!!

 

Do you really want to read about this(click)?

I don't think I'd mind him eating my frozen dinners so much, but the thought of my remote control in his mouth is pretty nauseating.

If you eat bits and pieces of a television, does that qualify it as a TV dinner?

 

 

http://www.wbaltv.com/news/maryland/eastern-shore/Police-Burglar-st...

[darroll]

How many years do you get for stealing a chicken pot pie?

Maybe he spilled gravy on the remote control.