funny x mass

[james fahey]

what was your funny thing happen to you on x mass

[funesthememorious]

I got coal in my stocking.

[funesthememorious]

Was his name Monty Hall? Maybe there was a goat wrapped in the other package.

[funesthememorious]

You must have a good recipe for puree of bat guano then.

[funesthememorious]

My kids drank up all the booze the night before.

[funesthememorious]

We had to eat with paper plates and cups because the well pump broke and we had no water. I offered the guys who came out on Thanksgiving to try and fix it some gluten free muffins - but they hated me anyway for ruining their Thanksgiving dinner.

[funesthememorious]

Well, take condolence in the fact that naked people have little or no influence on society.