Free birth control pills!

[Aggie]

I heard on the news the government has required birth control pills to be free now without any co-pay. Anybody rushing out the get your free pills. Will Viagra be free also?

[TeeBubbaDee]

Should I make some pop corn?

[Bob Stepp]

Yeah, go ahead.....supper ain't ready yet.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Eddie said... Are male orgasms more intense than female orgasms?  I believe they must be.

Hmmmm. If my memory serves me right, my wife used to... never mind, I gonna make that pop corn right now.

[Bob Stepp]

That would be the prudent thing to do....otherwise

[Bob Stepp]

I gotta go too.....

[TeeBubbaDee]

There's that ...otherwise ain't there.

[Aggie]

Wedding

[EddieDingo]

It was 'water cooler talk' with the ladies I used to work with.

[TeeBubbaDee]

I'm guessing that's your story and your sticking to it.

But that doesn't mean I gotta believe it.  :-)

[Aggie]

I hear Dingos like popcorn.

[TeeBubbaDee]

[Aggie]

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy, "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?"
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't ya'll come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."