TBD on Ning
FAILURE
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Permalink Reply by CaliforniaNow on
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Where do they go? The posts that are blank but have a red X in the upper left corner? They used to stay on for hours before they disappeared, but I can't see the one from 51 minutes ago.
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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California, Everything is here now, probably just a Ning glitch.
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Permalink Reply by flippr 2.0 on
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It is a major fail if you let your wiener slip away.
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Permalink Reply by Aggie on
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
“Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.”
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend you’re a statue.”
“What’s this, Honey?” the husband inquired, as he entered the room.
“Oh, it’s just a statue,” she replied nonchalantly. “The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too.”
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
“Here,” he said to the ‘statue’, “Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smith’s for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water.”
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Maybe could have planned this a little better.
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or they planned it just right?
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