What the well dressed hitchhiker is wearing.
landing strip
What do they call it when you take off your clothes as soon as your flight touches down?
red-carpet welcome
What's an air buss-buss on each cheek?
Confucius
What do you call a taste that baffles you, yet is delicious all the same?
sugar-free
What's aspartame-charged?
not a real thing
(a real challenge, this one)
What was it that Pinocchio told you?
A nose grows in Brooklyn
What's the unofficial name of Jimmy Durante's biography?
clairvoyant
(good one!)
uh, what do they call the guy who can see right through Claire?
e-clairvoyant
What is the name of the psychic with a web page.
Hot stuff
What's the opposite of cold dressing?
Sousaphone
The only kind of phone Dr Seuss would use.
smooth operator
Who's the AT&T guy? (because he knows he'll get rated later?)
purple pansies
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