What is anyplace to a cat who can sleep anywhere?
poetry in motion
What is it when a kid hurls his book of nursery rhymes?
Bourbon Street
what is a street flowing with Bourbons?
glad rags
What do you call a pile of shop rags that are laughing their butts off?
crowned heads
What do you call the very top of a baby's head when it's being delivered?
very cool
What kind of reception would a mink-clad socialite receive at a PETA convention?
shifting sands
what's a dune buggy with a clutch called?
pirate radio
What kind of radio wears an eye patch and says "Aaargh"?
around the clock
Where can one see painted Roman inventions?
Sexy Sadie
What did they call Sadie after she took off her horn-rimmed glasses, unpinned her lustrous hair and slipped her blouse over her soft creamy shoulders?
ancient aliens
What was Cortez and his bunch when they invaded the perfectly fine Aztecs instead of just going home and minding their own business?
Mason jar
What kind of jar do the masons use to store their square and compass?
4 on the floor
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