What did Germaine and Bill name their first-born child?
the fowl of the air
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, then it must be the what?
Hell, no, we won't go!
What did the twins say when Mom told em to strip down and climb in the tub?
the crack of dawn
What's truly beautiful but maybe not so beautiful as the edge of night?
"Plug it in, plug it in,
plug it in, plug it in.
Yeah, before you abuse, criticize, and accuse,
plug it in, plug it in."
What would you hear if they'd hired Joe South to write the Glade commercials?
bedspread
What do you coat your bed with after you've toasted it?
wheat germ
What was it when He had a germ of an idea for creating wheat?
laminate
what to make when life gives you lamins?
bulbous features
Heyyyyy, Tim, glad you're back!
bulbous features? What features heavily in the tulip ads from Holland?
crater lake
What teenagers think their zits look like.
Taco Bell
What rings when your taco is ready?
listen
What does your first sergeant say when he sticks his finger in your face?
rank and file
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