ok, quickly diagram this family tree...

[ProblemAgain]

Dontcha just HATE when that happens?

Florida Man Accidentally Marries His Granddaughter

From Cosmopolitan

Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom’s biological granddaughter.

According to the Florida Sun Post, the couple - who have requested to remain anonymous - came to the startling discovery while looking through the 68-year-old’s photo albums, which included pictures of his first wife and their children. His 24-year-old wife instantly recognized one of the children as her estranged father, who she says kicked her out of the house when she was a teenager after she’d accidentally gotten pregnant.

As the husband explained to the Florida Sun Post, he and his first wife had gone through a terrible split, and when she left him, she took their kids with her and moved to an undisclosed location. Despite his many efforts to find them, he was never able to, and eventually, he got remarried and started a new family with his second wife. However, that marriage also ended messily - but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning “several million dollars” in the lottery.

He soon decided he was ready for love again, and after signing up for a dating website, he came across his future wife’s profile.

“I just felt strange when I saw her photos,” the man said. “It was like a sense of déjà vu, but at the time I couldn’t figure out why she seemed so familiar.“

Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.

“If we’d never found out, we would’ve lived out lives happily together, and us being related shouldn’t change that,” the 68-year-old said. 

"Every couple is different and special in their own ways,” his wife added.

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[CaliforniaNow]

but isn't it illegal?

[ProblemAgain]

hmmm they might be related too...but does the plastic wrap keep it fresh?

Man, 59, Arrested for Wearing Clear Plastic Wrap Swim Shorts to the Beach: Cops A New Jersey man was arrested last week after cops say he sunned himself on a beach in nothing but homemade bikini shorts fashioned out of plastic wrap. Beach Haven police say Stephen Wojciehowski, 59, spent two days on Long Beach Island wearing the revealing swimwear that "clearly exposed" his genitals to beachgoers, according to a police statement. Wojciehowski was arrested following an investigation based on information provided by several eyewitnesses. "The facts developed as a result of the investigation led to arrest and subsequent charge of Lewdness," according to the police statement. He was released pending a future court appearance.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Hmmmm, Problem, I don't know if the plastic wrap keeps it fresh or not. I'll run a few tests, and get back to you. 

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it seems that silly Wojciehowski family is at it again.

I went to school with Mark  Wojciehowski.

[imaginethat]

lolol....oh my...

I guess sometimes you have to honk your own horn...lol

[ProblemAgain]

is that another way of saying 'spank your own monkey'?