∻ TRUE or FALSE ∻

[Shelti]

Please answer TRUE or FALSE to each

statement, then leave another one

for the next person, and I will begin with ~

You know how to eat
withchopsticks

[TeeBubbaDee]

False. Last time I checked, there were leaves on the walk, no blue water in the tank, and... Oh Crap! That reminds me, I need to vacuum.

You are already thinking about decorating Christmas.

[Westerly_2]

Yes. After today the pumpkin on the end table gets set outside.

You have pumpkins left over you don't know what to do with.

[TeeBubbaDee]

False. First time in 34 years I didn't carve one, let alone even buy one. Years ago I passed a farm on the way to work. The guy sold pumpkins CHEAP. Again this was years ago, but I was paying 25 to 50 cents. The 50 center's were pretty big. Anyway, we had 4 steps going up to the front door. I would buy 8 pumpkins and have one on both sides of each step. I got up one morning a little over a week before Thanksgiving, and all the pumpkins were smashed in the street in front of our house. I had a pretty good idea who it was, but didn't really care. I just bought 8 more pumpkins, and in the morning, guess what? More smashed pumpkins in the road. I bought 8 more every day until Halloween. By that time we had a pretty good sized speed bump in front of the house. 

You make pumpkin pie from scratch.

[Westerly_2]

True until this year. Crowd isn't big enough for all out.

You've got a classic movie going on in the other room while everyone else is watching football.

[TeeBubbaDee]

More like It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. (I only watch football when Denver is playing)

You have started decorating for Christmas.

[Westerly_2]

True,if you call putting the fake tree on the plant table decorating.

You physically shop in actual stores rather than online or from catalogues.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Mostly true, although I occasionally buy from Amazon, I usually prefer to hold an item in my hands before buying. 

(Denver won today, Woo Hoo!)

You need to clean your glasses. (eye)

[Westerly_2]

Always! Eye, drinking or whatever. Smudged always.

Your drinking water has been tasting slightly mettalic of late. Alien interfering, perhaps?

[TeeBubbaDee]

In Fl., it's tastes a little more like sea weed. 

You don't want anybody to help you load the dishwasher because you have a "method".

[flippr 2.0]

I am the dishwasher

you love the beach?

[Westerly_2]

True, love everything about it.

You enjoy a snack of seaweed now and then.

[TeeBubbaDee]

False, I live in Fl. but am not a really beachy dude.

(Seaweed belongs in the ocean, not in my mouth.)

You would rather sit in a local bar and get cooked, than sit on the beach and get cooked.