New features? No plastic surgery yet. Yeah, I saw that note that I had been 'featured'. I have no idea what that means and there didn't seem to be a link. Perhaps I wasn't present at my own 15 minutes of fame?
How does Ning work, as a verb? Elementary, really:
You (plural) nangs
Past tense: nong
That's about it, plus: to have nunteth, to have been nung, past plu-pervert participle: nert
…Bob's yer uncle.