Clod Hopper

Male

Nashville, TN

United States

Profile Information:

Relationship Status:
Single
About Me:
My sister is just like a maw to me, only we have sex a lot more. Wear long Johns, a straw hat and plaid flannel shirts. When courtin I wear dungarees or denim bib overalls. Play the banjo and go to shindigs.

I don't cotton to northerners, dentists, or hippies. My favorite sayings are What The Hell Son and Get Ma Shotgun.

I like:

sex, dating, food, Fun, electricity, pigs, fishin', indoor plumbing, corn cob pipes, jugs marked XXX, animal husbandry, turkey shoots, pitchin horseshoes, farmers daughters

womin folk, trucks, shotguns, trapping possums, moonshinin, beer, raw meat, tobacco spit, animal pee, feudin' with other clans, grillbillies, skinny dippin, cipherin

Comment Wall:

  • Darkhairblueeyes

    Hey Clod...what's up...this is the first time I've seen you on this new site...you were hilarious on the other site...welcome to ning...
    Your friend,
    Susie
  • Chez moi

    Happy b'day, Clod! Have romantic a dinner for two -

  • Ladyg

  • Aggie

    Howdy and welcome back!
  • Snagg

    Actually, having the cultured and well-read Mr. Hopper know that the correct answer was "Naked Lunch", instead of "Steely Dan", would have been funnier.

  • Aggie

    Happy Birthday! (Click Me)

  • Aggie

    Happy Birthday!

  • Aggie

    Happy Birthday!

  • Aggie

    Happy Birthday!

  • Aggie

    Happy Birthday!

  • Aggie

    Happy Birthday!