.... and as you are master gunner - prepare the canons. I will return with further orders. In the mean time - the ship is your's Bosun Fred.

Guard her well

....and if you misbehave you will be demoted to swabie. Which can also be fun on my ship, The Lady Z.

You know DZGD, you give the conn to Fred and the first thing he does is come sliding into the pier "Bristol fashion".

Ahoy CuppaJoe! Aye that - it remains to be seen if everything on board is 'ship-shape and Bristol fashion - and if not, I'll give a wide berth 'till I've assessed the cut of his jib ! +>/,->

OMG is that you @#@#@#?! hahahah
Well at least you see I don't always respond to winks! hahahaha