A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
An Aggie scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a large group of men who promptly beat the crap out of him...
An old farmer got pulled over by a young state trooper for speeding. The trooper, fresh on the job, decided to throw his weight around and started lecturing the farmer about his speed. He did his best to make the farmer feel uncomfortable b
ut eventually got around to writing the ticket. As he wrote, he had to swat at several flies that were buzzing around his head.
"Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" asked the farmer.
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and looked up. "Well yeah, if that's what they are," he said. "I never heard of circle flies, though."
"Oh, they're pretty common on farms," said the farmer. "We call 'em circle flies because they're always circling around the back end of a horse."
"I see," said the trooper as he continued writing the ticket. All of a sudden, he stopped and looked up at the farmer. "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"
"Oh no, officer," replied the farmer. "I have far too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."
"Well, that's a good thing," said the trooper as he resumed writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer continued. "Hard to fool them flies, though."
If you haven't heard, yes a fire has destroyed Big Tex, leaving behind little more than the metal frame of the 52-foot-tall cowboy that's an icon of the State Fair of Texas. Some material that made up the towering structure's hands and slee ves still could be seen as firefighters gathered around the scorched area Friday. Big Tex's 75-gallon hat, 50-pound belt buckle and slow drawl have been greeting state fair visitors since 1952. This year's fair, which closes Sunday, had been celebrating Big Tex's 60th birthday. Fair spokeswoman Sue Gooding says she doesn't know the cause of the fire but did note electrical controls move Big Tex's mouth and head. Gooding says no one was injured in the fire and added that she expects Big Tex to be back for next year's state fair.
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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"
Aug 2, 2012
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An Aggie scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a large group of men who promptly beat the crap out of him...
Aug 8, 2012
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It is tax free underwear weekend again in Texas!
Aug 17, 2012
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Aug 21, 2012
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Aug 22, 2012
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Aug 22, 2012
Goldilocks46
Thank you for the music, Aggie!
Aug 30, 2012
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Annual Feast of St John the Baptist Catholic Church in Fayetteville on Sunday. BBQ, kraut, Shiner Bock and kolaches!
Sep 2, 2012
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My son got me ticket to Robert Earl Keen concert at Kyle Field on Friday right before Midnight Yell Practice!
Sep 5, 2012
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Sep 5, 2012
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I rode the service elevator with The President on Friday night!
Sep 10, 2012
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“Bez práce nejsou koláče”
Sep 12, 2012
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Sep 17, 2012
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Do you talk Texan?
http://www.dallasnews.com/news/state/headlines/20120924-university-...
Sep 26, 2012
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Is the Texas Twang Dyin', Y'all?
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/texas-twang-yall-hear-accent-fadin...
Sep 26, 2012
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Aggie tax shelter
Oct 4, 2012
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Oct 8, 2012
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An old farmer got pulled over by a young state trooper for speeding. The trooper, fresh on the job, decided to throw his weight around and started lecturing the farmer about his speed. He did his best to make the farmer feel uncomfortable b
ut eventually got around to writing the ticket. As he wrote, he had to swat at several flies that were buzzing around his head.
"Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" asked the farmer.
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and looked up. "Well yeah, if that's what they are," he said. "I never heard of circle flies, though."
"Oh, they're pretty common on farms," said the farmer. "We call 'em circle flies because they're always circling around the back end of a horse."
"I see," said the trooper as he continued writing the ticket. All of a sudden, he stopped and looked up at the farmer. "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"
"Oh no, officer," replied the farmer. "I have far too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."
"Well, that's a good thing," said the trooper as he resumed writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer continued. "Hard to fool them flies, though."
Oct 10, 2012
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Oct 10, 2012
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Happy Birthday, IamjustmeG!
Oct 10, 2012
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Oct 10, 2012
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Oct 10, 2012
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Oct 10, 2012
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Oct 10, 2012
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The Houston Italian Festival will be held on the grounds of the University of St. Thomas.
http://houstonitalianfestival.com/
Hours:
Thursday, Oct 11: 5pm - 10pm
(Admission free Thursday)
Friday, Oct 12: 11am - 10pm
(Admission free til 4pm Friday)
Saturday, Oct 13: 11am - 10pm
Sunday, Oct 14: 11am - 6pm
see youtube below
Oct 10, 2012
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Have yall had days like this?
Oct 17, 2012
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Enjoyed BBQ beef, green beans and tators with good lookin lady at TSCRA Ranch Gathering at the George Ranch near Richmond.
Oct 18, 2012
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Oct 19, 2012
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If you haven't heard, yes a fire has destroyed Big Tex, leaving behind little more than the metal frame of the 52-foot-tall cowboy that's an icon of the State Fair of Texas. Some material that made up the towering structure's hands and slee
ves still could be seen as firefighters gathered around the scorched area Friday. Big Tex's 75-gallon hat, 50-pound belt buckle and slow drawl have been greeting state fair visitors since 1952. This year's fair, which closes Sunday, had been celebrating Big Tex's 60th birthday. Fair spokeswoman Sue Gooding says she doesn't know the cause of the fire but did note electrical controls move Big Tex's mouth and head. Gooding says no one was injured in the fire and added that she expects Big Tex to be back for next year's state fair.
Oct 19, 2012
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It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.
Oct 20, 2012
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TSCRA Ranch Gathering at the George Ranch near Richmond.
Oct 22, 2012
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Oct 22, 2012
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Oct 23, 2012
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Oct 24, 2012
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Eons Texas Friends group in Gruene, Texas
Oct 24, 2012
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Oct 29, 2012
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Trick or treat!
Oct 31, 2012
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Nov 6, 2012
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Got tickets! Thanks to my Aggie son. SHSU 8-2 is leading in Southland Conferance and the Aggies are 8-2 in it's first year of the SEC.
Nov 14, 2012
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Czech Vanikove Rohlicky
Nov 15, 2012
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Happy Birthday, George!
Nov 21, 2012
George J. Evan
Thanks, Aggie!
Nov 21, 2012
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Nov 26, 2012
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I will be staying at The Menger Hotel across the street from the Alamo this weekend. Anyone want to share a room?
Nov 26, 2012
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Nov 28, 2012
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Howdy, JULIA A KNAAKE, my friend!
Dec 5, 2012
Julia A Knaake
Dec 6, 2012
Goldilocks46
Welcome, Julia!
Dec 6, 2012
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2012 Tomball German Christmas Market this weekend.
German Christmas Market “Weihnachtsmarkt Texas Style”
http://www.tomballgermanfest.org/
December 7, 8 & 9, 2012, “Second Saturday & Sunday in December”
Fri 6 pm-10 pm Sat 10 am – 10 pm Sun 12 am – 6 pm
Come and enjoy the family-friendly ambience – Gemütlichkeit – of this unique music/street festival with four stages
of live music and an open air market along with antique shops in the old town area.
Tap your feet to the music of Alpenfest, Chris Rybak, Terry Cavanaugh, Das Ist Lustig, Tubameisters, Valina, and
get into the festive spirit with the sounds of strolling Christmas carolers. It’s a Texas German celebration at
Christmas time on the old downtown streets of Tomball Texas.
An estimated 150 unique and interesting street vendors will line Market and S. Walnut Streets, selling German
Christmas items, arts and crafts, and much more. Visit the “Weihnachtshaus” inside the Community Center at 221
Market Street at the corner of Cherry Street which will be filled with German clothes and souvenirs for sell.
Dec 6, 2012
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Dec 6, 2012