They say raw food is supposed to be good for you. I guess I'll find out soon enough.

some people can sleep anywhere

My poor lime tree. This year is the first time it REALLY produced, but the excess rain and high winds have taken a toll. Several months back, I looked out the window and it was leaning at a 45% angle. I tied it up to the fence, and after about six weeks, figured it would be OK, so I untied it. Several weeks after that I looked out the window, and it was laying on the ground. I tied it to the fence, and also tied it to two stakes to stabilize it and also did some pruning. But the last storm system that went through had it leaning again. Through all of this, the tree seemed fine, but I felt that some drastic pruning was in order to take some weight off of it, and hopefully keep it alive. Before and after pics.

PS. I lost 36 immature limes in the process, but it still has something like 60 or 70 limes left.

I think I just may have found my next tattoo.

My workout routine consists of sweating all the alcohol out of my system so I can keep drinking.

Ha, good 1, TeeBub.  I use that 1 too, also hating being old & worrying about getting even older (which leads to more drinking so it all helps).

We are all getting older officer. I'm not overly happy about it, but figure since I've beat cancer twice, I shouldn't be here. But I am, and I'm still kicking. (just not quite as high as I used to) Figure I must be a tough old bird!

:D :D :D!!!

flipper, looks like someone has been feeding that dog...well, you know.

Cough? What cough??

I've found a new exercise routine. I figure I burn about 2000 calories every time I put fitted sheets on the bed by myself.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, ' Dark in here.‘

The man says, ‘Yes, it is.‘

Boy: ‘I have a baseball..

‘ Man: ‘That's nice‘

Boy: ‘Want to buy it?‘

Man: ‘No, thanks.‘

Boy: ‘My Dad's outside.‘

Man: ‘OK, how much?‘

Boy: ‘$250‘

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‘Dark in here.‘

Man: ‘Yes, it is.‘

Boy: ‘I have a baseball glove.‘

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘How much?‘

Boy: ‘$750’

Man: ‘Sold.’

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy: ‘Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.‘

The boy says: ‘I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.‘

The Dad asks: ‘How much did you sell them for?‘

Boy: ‘$1 ,O00‘

The Dad says: ‘That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.‘

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..

The boy says: ‘Dark in here.‘

The priest says: ‘Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now.‘

Be the reason someone smiles today. 
Or the reason someone drinks today. 
Whatever works for ya!

Hi guys! I haven't been around for quite a while. Just going through lots of changes. One of the biggest, is I've quit drinking. Today is actually day 30!!! Plan on going to another AA meeting tomorrow (that will be my third) to get my chip. On top of feeling great, I was at my oncologists yesterday, and I weighed 174. I was at 235/238 for years. Removing my bladder two years ago knocked me down to mid 180's, but don't think I've been in the 170's since Junior High School. But now I need a tummy tuck, and my boobs are saggy!!!!!!

Way to go, TeeBub; we're all pulling for ya! :-)

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In life, it's important to know when to quit arguing with people, and simply let them be wrong.