Bubba,my little brother grows pinapples that way,i thought he was full of fertilizer,but I saw for myself.oh,and he lives in New Jersey.

They are VERY easy to grow flipper. And when these tiny pineapples get big enough to pick, I'll twist the tops off and plant them for MORE pineapples!

ok,"you're the baby bird whisperer"

Getting old pretty much sucks.

a teenage flipper

This is what six days of digging roots and lugging rocks will do. I did this for two reasons. One, I think it looks better aesthetically. Second, practicality. The bed has not been mulched for two years, due to my medical conditions, and also the fact that it had been mulched so many times that the bed was level with the top of the rocks, and any mulch that would be put down would just wash away over top of the rocks and end up in the yard. 

Before...

After...

I was hoping to get the bed mulched today, but I still have some weeds to kill, and I AM BEAT! Now I know why God rested on the seventh day.  ;-)

Looks like me when I was younger & better looking:

Some people say their body is a temple. I look at mine more like a vehicle to get me from point A to point B. And if I have to occasionally drive that vehicle with reckless abandon, and smoke the tires once in a while, so be it.

let's not forget that whole "high octane " thing.

And a little nitrous couldn't hurt. Unless it bends my rods.

Here's an old pic of me. Right after this pic was taken, I tore the fence down. (don't fence me in!)

an old pic of me,right after this pic was taken,I punched out the photographer.

Another hot one! 2:30, and it's 92 in the shade. Before I go to bed, I usually put a fan in a window on the opposite side of the house from our bedroom. Then I open a large window in the bedroom, thus cooling the house down so the AC doesn't kick on until later in the day. Turned on the fan at midnight last night, but when I opened the bedroom window, I went WHAT??? Went outside and checked the thermometer, and it was still 82 at midnight.

I'm still waiting for spring to spring.

Looks really good & what a lot of hard work. (I love hard work; I could watch somebody else do it all day long.;-)

It was a lot of hard work officer. There are several rocks that I couldn't have picked up when I was 25, let alone 65. I had to scooch them onto a two wheel dolly to move the big ones, and a couple of those made the tires on the dolly flatten out. The only thing I am considering doing, is standing the large rock in the middle of the bed, on end, so it sticks up higher. (the more I think about it, the more I want to try it, so I can see how it looks)

i used to have a rock garden.I watered them every day,but they never grew.

That's strange; but I bet they never died either.

flipper, For a rock garden to really flourish, you have to use mineral water!

Really, really done. Got the idea of standing the rock in the middle up on end, and couldn't get it out of my head. Besides, on it's side, it was pretty much propped up with some bricks, and not completely stable. Now that is embedded in the ground, it isn't moving anytime soon. Would have saved my self a whole bunch of work if I had thought of this first.

it looks better

Thanks flipper!!!

Had a garage sale this weekend, and got rid of a buncha crap!! Also managed to put $340 in my pocket. That will all disappear when I get my new glasses in a couple of weeks.

I know I'm getting old. I just saw a bunch of hot women in bikinis, and my first thought was.... Geez, I hope they are wearing sun screen.

Finally had to work on the washing machine today. (running out of clean denim shorts) Going in, I knew that there were two separate problems. I knew what one was, because I had the same problem several years ago. About a half hour job, but I gotta wait for the part. Don't remember for sure, but I thought the piece cost $30 or maybe $40 when I replaced it before. Cheapest I could find online was $95 with the taxes and shipping. After poking around for a while, I found the other problem. A hose had slipped off of the piece that sprays the water into the tub. But to get to that, I had to remove the lid, and remove the agitator. Again, should have been about a half hour job. But the sprayer had a lot of build up on it due to our hard water, so instead of just putting the hose back on, I removed the sprayer. When I took the sprayer apart, I didn't know that there was a spring inside, so when I took it apart, pieces went everywhere. Found everything except the spring in about a minute, but it took me 20 minutes to track down the spring. Finally got everything back together, but when I went to put the lid back on, cheap plastic piece of crap that it is, a small section of the hinge broke off. I got it glued back together, and am hoping that it will hold. (I'm waiting 24 hours to let the glue set up before trying to reinstall the lid) WISH ME LUCK!!!

I do wish you luck. Washing machines, ugh; it's always something, I keep having to run most of my loads thru an extra rinse; using the same detergent, the same amount, the same cycle, & doesn't happen every time but frustrating; they say it's a sign the washer is about dead, could be I guess, hell it's 5 yrs old, that's ancient for appliances these days.

This one does a good job, when it isn't broken. I think it's about 6 or 7 years old, and this is the second time I've had to replace the same part. (made in Mexico, the part, not the machine) I guess when Donald builds that wall, I'll have to get someone to toss the part over the wall to me. 

Anyone that wants to check out some of the plants I have growing, I made an album on FB. Here is the link to my page if you are interested...

https://www.facebook.com/dean.morris.1004

May He Rest In Peace.

WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.

Oh and...
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!

Getting lots of rain from Colin, with more on the way.