Gaggggh!

Now, that I like ! :D

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor in a small town in Ireland . One day he was walking down on Main Street when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn’t happy!  

He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. “Miss FitzGerald,” he said sternly, "This is no place for a member of my congregation." “ Why don't you let me take you home?" 

“Sure,” she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Miss FitzGerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth..

good one

Hi everyone. Sorry I have been away. My Dad passed away on Friday. I will be busy with funeral and family this week, but will try to stop by from time to time. He was a WWII Veteran, and was 90 yrs old. He passed quickly and did not suffer. I am so grateful for that. I have many good memories in my heart. He was a good person. I love you Dad.

My condolences to you about your Dad, imagine; my thoughts are with you.

i'm so sorry Nancy

God bless you and yours.

So sorry for your loss Nancy. I'm sure he will be missed.

Sorry about your Dad it.

Thank you all for your kind condolences. I appreciate it so much. It was a long day and I am tired I am ever so grateful for you all. My love to you.

words just fail, nance. to you and your family

That is exactly the way the flag was folded when they handed it to my brother today. Thank you PA.

"I'll take Cthulhu over you devils any day."--from The Ballad of Black Tom by Victor LaValle:  best description of Election 2016 EVER!

You just can't sit still, can you?  Good for you.  And good luck with getting someone to come help you chop it up.  I would but it's a bit too far.  Every time the grass shoots up, I think, "What I need is a nice, sharp scythe."

A nice, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Nope, can't sit still too long. If I do I'm afraid I'll never get back up. I don't go to the gym, I work out in the yard. I'm currently reseeding the front yard that was about 50% grass, and 50% weeds.

Newly repotted spider plant. How old, not sure, but possibly 80 or 90 years. We've had it for 37 years, Dee's mom had it for at least 30 years, and she got it from her mother who had it for "many years". I also potted 5 pots of spider babies.

Newly planted cacti, some transplanted out of the front yard, and some were in pots. (this one was tricky because the spines are an inch to an inch and a half long)

One on the right was potted about a week ago, the one on the right was potted two days ago.

Song of India plant that wasn't doing well in the yard, got potted 3 days ago.

Last is an avacado tree grown from seed that had to be repotted 3 days ago because it had outgrown the pot it was in. 

I was doing some pruning in the back yard. Momma bird didn't like the sound of my saw, so when she took flight, I used the opportunity to check on the babies. They are getting bigger everyday.

I was GOING to weed whack and mow the back yard. But I looked around and figured I should do a little pruning before I mowed. 

After I get this mess cleaned up, I'm not sure I gonna have enough steam left to weed whack and mow.

that guy parked on the right

They grow up so fast!!!! I was in the back yard yesterday, and not really that close to the nest, but the momma took off, and to my surprise, the babies both took off too. I'm not talking about just flapping wings wildly. They both flew to the neighbor's roof which has to be 30 or 35 feet from the nest. Checked this morning and the nest is empty.

Good morning!!!

Heya Bub

Morn'in

Getting old is like a haunted house. There are strange noises and smells that can't be explained.

Yep, and I *hate* living in a haunted house; old age truly sux.

My mom has told me for years that "Old age ain't for sissies".

Totally true.